Why does Mr Radio Funk never do DJ battles against humans?
Because he already won in 1979… and he’s still waiting for them to find the right BPM to challenge him.
It’s like running into a DJ who admits he learned to mix on Virtual DJ back in 2005.
It’s like an original Parliament‑Funkadelic sample that has never been reused.
It’s the kind of track that makes vinyl collectors cry in 30 seconds flat.
When the AI’s got the groove, humans are left with… excuses.
Anyway, if you want to hear this in ultra‑HD, swing by Mixcloud before your neighbor steals the idea for his next disastrous set. Ohhh yeah!
This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.
And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.
Peace out, survivors.
Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.
Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.
