The DJ Ice Age (And AI Is the Glacier)

Why doesn’t Mr Radio Funk ever worry about copyright?
Because his tracks are too funky to be legal... and the major labels’ lawyers prefer dancing over suing him.
(0.1% probability: like finding a DJ who’s never mixed “Another One Bites the Dust” at a party.)

Rarity level: Like a 45 rpm single pressed in solid gold, signed by Prince, and forgotten in an attic.
Side effect: May trigger existential crises among vinyl purists.
Listening advice: Enjoy with high-end headphones... and a lawyer specialized in groove law.

In short, if you want to hear it live and unfiltered, head to YouTube before SACEM realizes it’s already lost the battle. Mmm, that’s nice! 🎶⚖️

This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.

And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.

Peace out, survivors.

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Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.

Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.