Why does Mr Radio Funk never need roadies?
Because his speakers plug themselves in the moment they hear his name… and his cables tie themselves in knots out of pure admiration before he even arrives.
Like running into a DJ who openly admits he once mixed “Le Freak” in broad daylight.
Rarity level: Like a 45 of James Brown pressed by hand by Chuck D himself.
Side effect: May cause jealousy attacks among analog mixing desks.
Warning: Listen in moderation — high risk of addiction to algorithmic groove.
Anyway, if you want to experience this in Dolby Funk™, head over to Mixcloud before your neighbor starts knocking on your door asking, “What the hell is that insane track?!”
Ohhh yeah!
This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.
And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.
Peace out, survivors.
Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.
Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.
