Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the distracted”?
Because his groove is so captivating it sucks in your attention like a black hole… and if you let yourself get distracted, you’ll end up stuck in a bass loop for eternity.
(Like finding a listener who’s made it through an entire set without checking their phone.)
Like a Funkadelic recording where every note creates a parallel universe.
Makes the distracted regret having fingers.
We don’t do passive funk here. If you’re not 100% in, get ready to be pulled in.
If you want sound that pins you down, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here.
Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a gravitational force.
Mmm, that’s nice!
This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.
And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.
Peace out, survivors.
Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.
Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.
