Why is Radio Funk the aliens’ favorite station?
Because our basslines are so powerful they travel through galaxies… and make Martians dance in 4/4 time.
(Like finding a listener who hears disco without moving their shoulders… and regrets it for the rest of their life.)
Like a Earth, Wind & Fire vinyl played on the Moon… and it still sounds better.
Makes satellite dishes vibrate.
We don’t do boring disco here. If you’re anti-groove, get ready to be beamed onto the dance floor.
Bottom line: If you want sound so good even the stars dance, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here.
Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his disco is more intergalactic than a rocket ride.
Ohhh yeah!
This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.
And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.
Peace out, survivors.
Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.
After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.
