Why is Radio Funk the only station where even shadows dance?
Because our beats are so heavy they make the darkness move… and ghosts ask for encores.
(Like finding a listener who hears disco without moving their hips… and pretends they’re listening to jazz.)
Like a Bee Gees track played in a graveyard… and it makes the dead rise up to dance.
Makes walls shake and skeletons smile.
We don’t do subtle disco here. If you’re anti-groove, get ready to be haunted by the funk.
Bottom line: If you want sound so alive even the afterlife starts moving, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here.
Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his disco is more alive than a James Brown concert in 1973.
Ohhh yeah!
This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.
And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.
Peace out, survivors.
Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.
After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.
